Rahm Emanuel is a politician, family man, ballet dancer, rapper, and possibly the most manipulative asshole the Third Coast has ever seen. Intimidation, determination, and wolf semen all stimulate the mayor’s political and emotional dominance. From a shy, talentless child to a power-hungry politician “Fuck You, I Love You, Bye” journeys through Rahm’s life and career and witnesses his ascent to Windy City Mayor. Through flashbacks, PowerPoint, and song, this hilarious original piece speaks to every Chicagoan.